Elder Soup loved running over things with his bike, so much so that he would swerve out of his way -- even to the opposite side of the street -- to run over a cup.
One day as this intrepid duo was galavanting about in the Barren Desert, Elder Soup saw a whole milk jug lying in the street.
To his joy and enjoyment he promptly went and ran over the jug.
To his surprise, but adding to his delight, the jug was full to the brim with water.
The first impact of his front tire to the jug did nothing but knock the plastic cap off. But when his back tire hit the jug, the jug was crushed and its contents sent asunder in a forceful manner.
Little to Elder Soup's knowledge, but Elder Pehrson was riding beside and a little behind him...
With the explosive discharge of the contents of the jug, Elder Pehrson was forcibly covered head-to-toe with the contents of said jug.
Both Elders rode away feeling rather good--one amused, the other cooled down.
The end.
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